Rock and Roll All Night

You: Happy Thursday!

Stranger: Thanks !

Stranger: Happy thurday

Stranger: Thursday*

You: Days like this only come round once a week

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: That's why we must celebrate

You: I've got party hats and streamers

Stranger: Heck yes

You: If you can provide cake we've got a party right here

Stranger: Yay

Stranger: I've got some pie

Stranger: If that's okay too

You: Well... it'll do

You: We can put candles in it anyways I suppose

Stranger: Yeah...

Stranger: That's gonna look wierd

You: It's cool, we'll just cover it in frosting and no one will know the difference

Stranger: They will taste the difference

Stranger: Who's gonna be at the party anyway ?

You: Anyone you want!

You: I've like, the world's phonebook

Stranger: Is your place big enough

Stranger: ?

You: ...No not really

Stranger: Well

You: We could get a good 20-30 people in here comfortably

Stranger: We have to take over the city

Stranger: to throw a party that big

You: Right, so first we need an army, or just a way to start a riot

You: I'll shove a dude and say someone else did it, then hope that just kicks it all off

Stranger: Do we need giant robots ?

Stranger: Giant robots are always cool

You: Every situation can be made better with a giant robot

Stranger: how about a flying flamming giant robot ?

You: It would get people's attention, and then we could lead them to the party with it

Stranger: awesome idea

You: Although we better be careful, the longer you have a giant robot out, the more likey it is for another giant robot or insect to come and fight you

You: And that might be a bit of a buzzkill

Stranger: A giant robot battle would be an awesome grand finale

You: We could take bets and use the money to fund more giant city robot parties

Stranger: Cool idea

Stranger: But wont the battle damage the party ground ?

You: Just move it to a new city everytime

You: We'll run out of cities eventually but at least people will have a damn good time destroying the world

Stranger: Will the police let us do it ?

You: We've a big robot! What're they going to do about it?

Stranger: Wry to destroy it ?

Stranger: With tanks ?

Stranger: try to kill us ?

You: We'll invite them to the party first, even police need time off

You: And once they learn what cool dudes we are they won't mind the giant robot fights

Stranger: Well, I have a giant robot

Stranger: Should I use it for evil purposes or for the party ?

You: First the party, that way we'll get followers we can use as henchmen when we use it for evil deeds afterwards

Stranger: Yay

You: So we'll meet on the moon base and sort it out properly then

Stranger: Farewell

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For Mother Russia

You: Evening!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: u fm

You: ...No

Stranger: i want fuck u

You: Good for you!

Stranger: ok

Stranger: u fm

You: I'm pretty sure I already said no, but just in case, here's another, no

Stranger: why

Stranger: u f

You: No, I am male

Stranger: noooooo

Stranger: im sure u f

You: Okay you've got me intrigued, how do you know I'm female?

Stranger: Do you want to feel pleasure

You: Well we all do

Stranger: We will do this with some

You: With some what?

Stranger: u have emeil

You: No I don't have Emeil, I thought you were minding him!

You: Oh fuck, did you lose Emeil again?

Stranger: i want see u

You: Well, I don't have a picture

You: I can describe myself for you though

Stranger: I know you want it

You: Oh yeah, and I'm gonna lather it in butter and rub it on my arms

Stranger: no on your tits

You: Hey! I'm the lady and I say what we do!

Stranger: i wish see u

Stranger: your age

You: I'm whatever age you want me to be, exept below 18 because that's getting a bit too freaky

Stranger: im over

You: Nice to meet you Over

Stranger: What do you think i want fuck u

Stranger: me too

You: Wait are you two people?

Stranger: u or me

You: Well I know I'm one person, so you

Stranger: I am one person who works ten

Stranger: What did you say

You: You know what nevermind about all that

You: So let's recap shall we, according to you I'm a lady, and you, a man who works 10 men wants to see me deeply, and is quite forcful about the proposition of copulation, correct?

Stranger: Do Strsla me your email address or not

You: Oh Email? No we don't have the internet over here

Stranger: why

You: We are too poor for it...

Stranger: byeeeeeeeeeeee

You: No please! You are my only outside contact! You need to free us from our goverment! Send planes, like, 6 of them to Russia and free us! We shall erect statues in your honour, and great throngs of women shall lay at your feet for 40 nights, be the hero we need!

Stranger: fuck u

You: You'd like to wouldn't you?

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A Dediated Sex Addict

You: Hello there

Stranger: hello

You: How're things going?

Stranger: im good! m or f?

You: Male

Stranger: im a female

You: A good balance then

Stranger: nice and even! what are you up to?

You: Well, staying up late as I usually do, and at around 5 a.m. I thought "Sure, I've read about all this funny conversations that happen on Omegle, let's see if I can find any!" and now here I am

You: I was not prepared for the level of disturbing this place can have though...

Stranger: well lets make this a funny convo then! how far will you go on omegle?

You: Depends on what you mean by "How far"

Stranger: verbal sex?

You: Ah

You: Well, I dunno, probably not very, never saw the point in it

Stranger: i want your hard cock in me!

You: And if we were on good terms and knew each other well I may consider putting it there

Stranger: lies i know you fuck three girls a night!

You: Seriously? Man I must get wasted beforehand because I remember nothing!

Stranger: you did me the night before last and i want more and more and more!

You: Well that is a hard offer to refuse, and I'd say I could provide more, and if like I prepped beforehand I could give the second more, but not gonna lie, you might have to finish that last more by yourself.

Stranger: be a big boy and get down and dirty!

You: Like that Christina Aguilera song

Stranger: are you gay?

You: Not entirely

Stranger: so your bi?

You: More camp, not very camp, but certainly not masculine

Stranger: my girlfriend and i want a threesome!

You: Woah woah woah, you never said you had a partner

Stranger: she is fine with it all

You: Really? Because I've only got your word for it

You: Tell you what, put her on and let her tell me it's all cool

Stranger: hello?

You: So I hear you're looking to the participate in a threesome

Stranger: sweet when and where?

You: You'll have to ask your girlfriend, she's organising it

You: You're qualified right? I'm pretty strict about these things

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A Boy and His Pokemon

Stranger: A wild pikachu has appeared!

You: Fucking yes!

You: I choose you! Charmander!

Stranger: The wild pikachu uses thunderbolt

You: Charmander! Give it a flamethrower!

Stranger: the wild pikachu pass out

You: Aw man, wanted to catch it

Stranger: its okay man ull have another shot

You: I dunno, I've bene wandering around Viridian Forest for quite some time

Stranger: oh look a wild pikachu

Stranger: PIKA PIKA

You: Okay, I can do this...

You: Charmander! Use... Scratch! But like, a little one!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: the wild pikachu has 1 hp left :o

Stranger: the wild pikachu uses thunder

You: Charmander pal, you did well, but now it's time for Kakuna!

Stranger: well uhhhh everyone is dead... O.O

You: Oh great, now I got to black out

You: And mysteriously wake up in the pokecenter missing half my money...

Stranger: and ur ppants

You: Always the pants. Always.

Stranger: never the shirt

You: They can't handle the pecs

Stranger: oh deff the want teh penis

You: I know right? People can be so greedy sometimes

Stranger: lol totally

You: I am not gonna lie, I opened up Omegle for the first time tonight, and was wishing for one of these conversations

Stranger: i feel special

You: Well maybe not the losing the pants part, but definately the pokemon thing

Stranger: lol

Stranger: yeah finally someone that didnt rage and leave

You: Sure I'm always up for a laugh, and like, if you don't like pokemon, why bother be here?

Stranger: lol yes exactly!

You: So... now what happens?

Stranger: idk i think someone leaves or something weird happenes o.o

You: I hear people can have conversations with this thing

Stranger: i guessssssssssssssss

You: I can see you're not really up for a proper chat

Stranger: eh just really bored

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